Ask yourself these questions:
- Do you or someone in your neighborhood own garden gnomes?
- Do you believe garden gnomes to be simply adorable little yard decorations?
- Do you have a low sense of paranoia?
If you answer yes to any of the questions, this book is for you.
This little book will tell you how to survive when – not if – the gnomes come after you. Read it carefully. Then read it again. Your life depends on it.
Likes
In a world full of zombies, vampires and other mythological creatures being featured in books, movies and on TV, this is a breath of fresh air. Written with a great deal of humor and sarcasm, the instruction guide is just serious enough that you will soon doubt the innocence of garden gnomes.
Dislikes
Nothing really. It was a fun read.
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